The Sexton Irish Whiskey

Single malt. Up in the cold grey. Northern reaches of country Antrim. The Sextons tend to the spirits digging the fresh graves of the river bush graveyard and planting stone crosses in the soft mowed grass. Show up just before dawn. When the dew is glistening on the headstones, and you'll catch the cool morning breeze. Carrying the fresh scent of unmistakable oak from a breathing cask. Follow the scent into The Crypt and you might find a locked door, faintly glowing at its edges, find the rows of beckoning European oak, since the sacramental casks of fine sherry, now brimming with aqua vitae. You see, to be a sexton is a spiritual trade, and whiskey is their favorite spirit. Triple distilled. Distilled in copper pots. 80 proof. 40% alc. by vol. Product of Ireland.